Пикантный стих

Friday, 26.08.2011 11:23

Пускай давно мы расхотели
Мозги и мышцы напрягать,
Но виртуозно, в самом деле,
Умеем главное – ругать.

Славянам скучно не бывает:
Ведь их буквально каждый день
Кому придется, всяк ругает
И, в принципе, кому ни лень.

Что там Левитов и Бареев -
Они на ставках в РШФ,
Ругают чукчей и евреев,
С утра умыться не успев.

Нельзя? Но даже Бобби Фишер,
Который сам евреем был,
Ругал своих, по сути, бывших,
Немалый подрастратив пыл.

Злодей Корчной, который прямо
Рожден, чтобы других месить,
У Касымджанова Рустама
Экс-титул хочет «откусить»!

Сынам Востока достается -
Полмира шахматного их.
Но каково же мне придется
За этот мой крамольный стих?

Люблю болтать про толерантность,
Природу дружбы постигать;
Но жизни придает пикантность
Одно: кого-нибудь ругать.




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